where do these white dads come from
anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars
This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in
who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere
leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly
trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like
where the fuck did the laptop go
Esto acaba de ser #1 en mi bucket list.
crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean
Good to meet you lasagna.
So I was at my friends house and she opens her freezer and This WAS THERE. AND I WAS DYING AND SHE LOOKS AT ME AND GOES “ah yes, this is Henry, the freezer skull” and I can’t…
ay yo got any freezy pops in dis bitch
a call i was never prepared for